From the Late Show with David Letterman home office in Wahoo, Nebraska… THE “LATE SHOW” TOP TEN:
“Things I Learned from American Idol”
[As presented by Sanjaya Malakar, the most recent contestant voted off American Idol, on the Monday, April 23 broadcast of the Late Show with David Letterman, seen weeknights (11:35 PM 12:37 AM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.]
The camera adds ten pounds to your mohawk.
Work hard and make sacrifices, you can finish in 7th place.
It’s very important to “Keep it real, dawg.”
I should have gone for the immunity idol - oh wait, that’s Survivor.
On-camera Simon is a bit nasty, but off-camera, he’s a total jerk.
Voting for yourself 100 times an hour causes some wicked carpal tunnel.
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- When you forget the words, just do this.
(Sanjaya belts out a riff like “Ohhhhhhhh”)
Honestly, I thought I was auditioning for Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Nothing.
America loves performers with bad hair - right, Dave?
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