2007 Mtv Movie Award Winners Announced
I missed tonight’s live MTV Movie Awards show, but it wasn’t my fault. I just now discovered that our former roommate tongued the cable guy for a free lifetime Charter hook-up. I said, “It’s a shame I’m missing the MTV Movie Awards.” The response was, “You know (name removed) made out with the cable guy. He turned the cable on for free.” This was a couple of months ago. I was oblivious....